I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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