i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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