Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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