So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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