so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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