You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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