They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
