this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
