it hurts more in the daytime
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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