Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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