i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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