I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just forgot I was standing up.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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