Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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