And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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