one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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