Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
