Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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