Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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