I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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