super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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