And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This is the high leading the old right now
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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