I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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