We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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