nut hugger
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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