Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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