My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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