im about as happy as oj after his trial
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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