I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
