We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
