Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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