plz talk dirty to me
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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