It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
