did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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