What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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