I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
...so i touched it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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