she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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