I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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