I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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