Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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