Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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