she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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