nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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