Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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