the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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