Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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