Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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