called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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