For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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