Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Say something about gay babies.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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