SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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