Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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